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For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by wicked witch on November 8th 2009, 8:10 pm

One man....old and worn out. Cheap.

One dog.....old and worn out. Cheap.

Another dog....old and worn out. Cheap.

Another dog. Ooops. Forget it. She said she wasn't old and worn out and wanted to stick around for a bit.

One house. Located in the middle of nowhere. Must love to freeze your ass off in the winter and donate blood to insects all summer. Not quite as cheap, but will make you a good deal if you take all the other things.

Please call 1-800-Bullshit

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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by North Star 1 on November 8th 2009, 8:23 pm

Thats cute lolol i you and my wife would get along just fine. lol!
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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by bluegill on November 9th 2009, 9:23 am

LMAO, Wicked!~! That's just too funny!~! lol!
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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by richardcatdaddy on November 14th 2009, 9:13 pm

Okay,where do I go to get this great package?
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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by wicked witch on November 14th 2009, 10:46 pm

The man was sold last Tuesday, but returned on Friday night with a demand for a full refund. I really expected a little more time with the 2000 mile round trip he had to make. While he was gone I got really attached to the two old dogs, so they are no longer for sale. Now that I have all four "dogs" to take care of once again, I can not part with the house. I have currently managed to lease with an option to buy the man since his return. If they decide to purchase him, I will let you know. (I'm not holding my breath!) If, as I expect, they return him after (or, knowing my luck, before) the lease expires, I will relist him if I don't kill him first for trying to rearrange things in my kitchen.

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Post by North Star 1 on November 14th 2009, 11:35 pm

oh the kitchen that is sacred, poor guy.
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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by bluegill on November 15th 2009, 10:36 am

I pity that poor guy if he continues to try to rearange things in the kitchen... That is NOT a good thing, nor, is it a good sign lol.
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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by wicked witch on November 15th 2009, 11:09 am

Thank you for understanding. My pots and pans are all hung according to size, my spices (up to 97 bottles now) are lined up alphabetically, all food stuff is organized by expiration date, storage containers are by size and color, coffee cups, beer mugs that are not in the freezer, wine glasses, drink glasses, shot glasses and martini glasses are in an order so I can grab whichever is needed in the dark. Food in the refrigerator all has a special location that can not be changed because I work in the dark all the time. (He has improved on the fridge bit ever since his pancakes were spread with horseradish instead of raspberry jam.)

As of this posting he is still out on lease.

PS....the two woman who leased him said they had been looking for a sex toy. I just smiled and nodded. I didn't know where to send them to find one. Any suggestions?

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Re: For Sale or Maybe Free for the taking

Post by bluegill on November 16th 2009, 11:46 am

lol! lol! lol!
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