Elk Season Opens

Don, Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the perfect backwoods elk hunting trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire.
Damn Richie, how long have you been here and how did you talk Renee into letting you go?
Well, I've been here since early this morning.
Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and Renee came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who?
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.
She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said: "do what ever you want!"

So here I am.

lmaoooooo thats a good one right there. lolol